Today on Dr. Phil parents went on his show to talk about how badly behaved their children are. Personally I think every one of the children on the show are going to sue their parents when they get old enough because once they realize how bad of kids they'll be they'll want some sort of payment for it.

Anyways, this "set" of parents that is on right now is talking about their daughter. This little girl apparently grew up lacking any signs of empathy. She'd go up and inflict pain on the dog and have an excuse ready for it, and no bad feelings. Or walk up to her father and knee him in the groin and again, no bad feelings. I guess one time the mother smashed her toe really bad, nearly breaking it, and the daughter laughed and laughed.

If I were Dr. Phil this is what I'd say to the parents:

Buy your daughter a hamster or something like that. Give it to her for her birthday. Let her get good and attached to it. Let her name it and teach her how to take care of it.

Then, when she loves it and can't get enough of it.....

KILL IT!

That's right, kill the hamster. Then she'll cry and cry and learn what its like to ultimately loose something. That will teach her empathy.

Fuckin little brats...I am so NOT having kids.

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